It's not that I've been at a loss for words lately. I've just been at a loss for the quiet time to write a legible blog. Rough drafts here and there. In the interim, let's all make fun of stupid people.
Of course Gawd didn't make Adam and Steve. He didn't make Adam and Eve, either. That which does not exist did not create anything. However, according to the mythology, he made Adam and Lilith. Lilith didn't want to put up with Adam's bullshit and told Gawd and Adam both to get fucked. Then she hauled ass. Skydaddy came after her and told her he'd kill 100 of her kids every day if she didn't come back. She looked at him and said: "Bitch, I don't have any damn kids. You must have me confused with that Duggar bitch." Then she kicked him in the nuts and went to enjoy Margaritas with her home girls.
Not to mention using the same psycho hose beast of the same collection of fables to justify it.
Yo! Douchemeister! Communists don't have kings. Imperialists have kings. You didn't cover that in home schooling, did you?
Momma Moonbat hates improper apostrophe usage.
Check the red-faced douche bag with the bullhorn. I bet he beats his wife.
This sign is awesome!
I want to grow up to be this fellow. He's dressed like the pope - the Pope of good Dope!
Dog will bite dyslexics.
Oh, the irony.
Damn! Someone blew my cover.
Until next time...bark, bark.
Great pics..even better captions.
ReplyDelete"he likes the cock"!! OMG. And the sign with all the apostropies, finaly someone who has grammar than me (or is it "than I"?).
"Me" is correct in the context us used. Use "me" in the objective form, and "I" in the subjective form. It blew my mind to find out skydaddy hates sports nut's (sic). It shouldn't have, considering skydaddy hates everything except for people kissing his ass, and even then, he hates it when it's not done right. Hell, they could have simplified it and just said skydaddy hates everyone and everything. Now, as for the "he likes the cock" dude with the bullhorn, something tells me he really does. That's why he was so red-faced. Word's out and he's busted.
ReplyDeletenote my typo above: I left out the word "worse"
ReplyDeleteOk, that does it ... I'm not pointing fingers at the illiteracy of anyone any more :(