If they were at a women's rights rally, would they have shown up with tampons hanging from their hats?
Dear Teabagger:
Yes, I know you don't like being called teabagger. I don't like my country's economy and credit rating being hijacked by dimwits who haven't a clue as as to how the nation's economy works and haven't a care as to the negative effects they cause. All I've hurt is your feelings. You've damaged not only the US economy, but also the world's economy.
Please quit patting yourself on the back over the fact that you've had an effect on the world. The purpose of changing the world is to change it for the better. You've hurt us all. You are the reason Standard & Poor's lowered our credit rating. You don't care. It was all about opposing Obama, wasn't it? If you cause the whole country to go into a full-blown depression opposing Obama, it's worth it to you, isn't it? And then you'll blame me and all of the "libtards" because we voted for Obama.
I've noticed that teabaggers are real good at spouting "we the people." Can you recite the rest of the Preamble? You do know what the Preamble is, don't you? I'm beginning to think that you can't recite and don't understand the rest of the Preamble. You don't even consider the rest of the country to be a part of "we the people." To you, we the people consists of only people who look and think like you. The rest of us don't matter to you.
It's painfully obvious that you do not enjoy being on the minority end of a democracy. Nobody does, but this "take back our country" goes a bit far. From whom are you going to take back your country? From the majority of voters who elected Barack Obama? From people who are tired of your culture of war? Yeah, that's another hoot about y'all. You scream pro-life to the sky, but you're in love with war. You do realize that the objective of war is to kill people, don't you? Somehow, you think dying in war is better than being aborted. I've asked people of your ilk to explain it, but all I ever get is something along the lines of "you libtards don't get it." You're right. I don't get it. Why do you think I was asking you to explain it, genius? From the fact that you would prefer to try to be cute instead of of answering the question, I'm of the mindset that you don't get it either. Someone told you that this is how it is,and so you took it as the gospel.
Now that I've segued into gospel, what's your deal with the commingling of the church and state? You're all about "taking America back for Jesus." What makes you so sure your Jesus wants it? Maybe he washed his hands of it. Yes, I know. If he punted on America, it's because of libtard Atheists like me. We ran him out of the schools and government and so he doesn't go where he isn't wanted. It's that whole I stand at the door and knock scripture. Well, that's not what I'm talking about. Granted, I don't believe in your Jesus, but for the sake of this part of the discussion, we'll say he really does exist. What makes you so certain that he ever wanted anything to do with America? What makes you think he cares at all about America? I can't help but think that if America was as important to skydaddy and Jesus as you claim it is, there'd have been at least a book or two in the bible about it. Everything else that was as important to skydaddy as you think America is got at least one book in the bible. Why not one for America? I know Joseph Smith put one in the Book of Mormon, but the thing about that is that the average teabagger doesn't consider Mormons to be "real christians." You only consider people who look and think like you to be real anything.
You're very thin-skinned. You've gone completely sideways about being called terrorists, but what else would you call it? As I stated earlier, you hijacked this nation's economy and credit rating for no reason other than to oppose Barack Obama. You had a lot of us gripped in pure fear. We were afraid you really were going to collapse the economy. Papa Moonbat and I have 19 years left on a 30 year mortgage. We have not struggled, scrimped, saved, clipped coupons and worked two jobs at times just to lose our house because a bunch of clueless right-wing teahadists collapsed the nation's economy just to prove to the sitting President that they could do it. You deserve to be called terrorists. Get over yourselves.
Where were you when Dubya raised the debt ceiling six - count them, six - times? Where was your moral outrage about that? Where was your pious wailing about mortgaging our children's future then? In fact, where was your concern about mortgaging the children's future when Reagan was mortgaging mine? What makes it so acceptable when a Republican president does it and so unacceptable when it's a Democrat. Oh, something you failed to realize about the debt ceiling - it wasn't about borrowing more money. It was about being able to make the payments on what we already owe. The interest accruing has caused the debt to reach the limit. By law, unless the limit (the debt ceiling) is raised, the US Treasury couldn't make any more payments because we were at the limit. I can't even blame your failure to understand this on ignorance. It's been explained to you. You refuse to accept that this is how it is. You're too busy parading around in goofy costumes with tea bags hanging off your hat to actually absorb facts. You don't want facts. You want your little right-wing, church and state ruling each other, rich getting richer off the backs of everyone else world. What's that? You say you don't want the state ruling the church? Guess what? When the church rules the state, the state rules the church. Look at the middle east if you don't believe me. Besides, what branch of christianity would you put in charge? You can't even agree on who is a christian and who isn't. Yes, I know Christian and Christianity are supposed to be capitalized. Do you know why? No, it's not because skydaddy said so. They are proper nouns. I do not capitalize the words because I have no respect for christianity and refuse to accept it as anything proper except proper stupidity.
I'm concerned about your standards for President of the United States ("POTUS"). You make such a big deal about Sarah Palin being qualified because you think she's pretty and she shoots off her mouth a lot. Since when did being pretty qualify anyone for anything other than being pretty? Being pretty shouldn't disqualify anyone from anything, but if that's all they have to offer, they don't have much. As for her shooting off her mouth, it wouldn't be so bad if she actually knew what she was shooting off about. As it is, she just runs that mouth ninety-to-nothing and you hang on her every word. Some of you even went so far as to get on Wikipedia and try to re-write the history of Paul Revere's ride to conform with what Sarahcuda blathered off. Sad. Just sad. You'd rather perpetuate a lie than admit that she's a dunce.
I can go on and on, teabagger; but I've touched on what's really bothering me right now. I do have one question for you before I go. If Barack Hussein Obama, II was a white man named Eugene Seymour Jones, would you have even attempted your attempt at organizing? Think about it, but spare me the "some of my best friends are black" spiel.
Human tea bag or just another giant douche bag? You decide.
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